The guest from hell!
For the last 4 months or so(except for Christmas time), I've felt really good about myself and have had a very high self esteem. This ended at around 9:30AM on Saturday morning when the lodger from hell arrived with more of her crap. She has taken camp on the sofa and her stuff has take root all across the room. There are double the number of shampoo bottles in the shower. The stuff that formerly occupied my room, is now spread across the entire flat and all on the floor. Spoons and folks have gone missing. I buy her food and she refuses to eat any of it, including ice cream. At least she leaves in 2 days and i can start recovering then.
I guess i might be able to handle a dog now. He might be even cleaner
I guess i might be able to handle a dog now. He might be even cleaner
posted by Patrick Flaherty at 10:41 pm
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bean sprouts! you offered me bean sprouts! who offers their guests bean sprouts?
In fact, this is the worst bed and breakfast I've ever stayed at.
I believe that would be "Sofa & Breakfast". Er..."Sofa & Bean Srouts" may be more accurate.
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