A bulb burnt out
I have one lamp in my room. There another lighting thing on the ceiling that has 6 bulbs. My lamp is always being used because I find it to be just enough light. Many others have complained about the lack of light in my room.
This is the story of the lamp bulb burning out last night.
Liz: Patrick?
Me: yeah?
Liz: The light went out
Me: oh is that why it went dark
Liz: yeah aren't you going to change it?
Me: We don't have any spare ones
Liz: Well maybe we could turn on the other light
Me: no, its too bright. Plus we have loads of light coming from the TV and the laptop.
Liz: But I'm trying to read
Me: No you are actually pretending to read and watch TV at the same time
Liz: Does it matter, I have something I want to read
Me: We can open the curtains. There loads of light from the street lamp outside
Liz: Why can't we just turn on the other light
Me: It's really too bright
Liz: It has a dimmer switch
Me: Yeah I know but I still get headaches because it's too bright. Ok well we can the steal the light from the bathroom
Liz: I need the light to go to the bathroom
Me: oh right. I forget that people need light in there
Liz: you don't turn on the light?
Me: No, I can sense where I am.
Liz: Is this the same sense that was able to make you drop three mushrooms behind the stove right after another.
Me: It was the light that was affecting me
This morning
Liz: Make sure you pick up some light bulbs
Me: Why?
Liz: because your light is out
Me: Oh right. I'll just get it the next time I go shopping
Liz: When are you going shopping next?
Me: Well Thursday or maybe Friday
Liz: So you are just going to live without light for 5 days
Me: well that's if I remember to buy the bulb. We could be talking a week or more.
Liz: .... Silence
Me: I don't like light
Liz: So you really are a vampire
Me: Why do you think I came to England, there no sun to burn me here
I typed this post in the dark
This is the story of the lamp bulb burning out last night.
Liz: Patrick?
Me: yeah?
Liz: The light went out
Me: oh is that why it went dark
Liz: yeah aren't you going to change it?
Me: We don't have any spare ones
Liz: Well maybe we could turn on the other light
Me: no, its too bright. Plus we have loads of light coming from the TV and the laptop.
Liz: But I'm trying to read
Me: No you are actually pretending to read and watch TV at the same time
Liz: Does it matter, I have something I want to read
Me: We can open the curtains. There loads of light from the street lamp outside
Liz: Why can't we just turn on the other light
Me: It's really too bright
Liz: It has a dimmer switch
Me: Yeah I know but I still get headaches because it's too bright. Ok well we can the steal the light from the bathroom
Liz: I need the light to go to the bathroom
Me: oh right. I forget that people need light in there
Liz: you don't turn on the light?
Me: No, I can sense where I am.
Liz: Is this the same sense that was able to make you drop three mushrooms behind the stove right after another.
Me: It was the light that was affecting me
This morning
Liz: Make sure you pick up some light bulbs
Me: Why?
Liz: because your light is out
Me: Oh right. I'll just get it the next time I go shopping
Liz: When are you going shopping next?
Me: Well Thursday or maybe Friday
Liz: So you are just going to live without light for 5 days
Me: well that's if I remember to buy the bulb. We could be talking a week or more.
Liz: .... Silence
Me: I don't like light
Liz: So you really are a vampire
Me: Why do you think I came to England, there no sun to burn me here
I typed this post in the dark

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